office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
there was a trapeze. enough said
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sorry my hands just texted you
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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