So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just found a bag of teeth...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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