Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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