if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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