Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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