Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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