Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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