I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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