Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
50% drunk capacity currently
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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