I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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