But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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