i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
BRING THE BAGELS
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