I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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