fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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