You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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