I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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