STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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