I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We need to feng shui this bitch.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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