No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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