The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i would punch a child for taco bell
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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