Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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