My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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