he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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