Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this boner is exhausting
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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