problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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