When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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