I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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