"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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