Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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