Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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