Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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