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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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