everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
whose parrot is this?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
COCAINE IS GR8
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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