he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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