this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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