these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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