I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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