I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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