I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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