he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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