I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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