i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
