very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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