what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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