If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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