I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
