i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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