We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
