There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Drake has all the answers
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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