yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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