New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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