I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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