The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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