"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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